RACISM DISTANCES ITSELF FROM DONALD TRUMP
PLANNING A CELEBRATION? YOU NEED A POLISH DEATH METAL BAND!
PAINT JOB DESIGN FOR BORIS JOHNSON’S PLANE FINALLY REVEALED
LONDON TO BE DISMANTLED
VANDALISING STATUES COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE (UNLESS DOMINIC CUMMINGS DOES IT), SAYS BORIS JOHNSON
BRITISH VICARS TO BE RETRAINED AS SNIFFER DOGS
“F**K OFF!” SAYS PRINTER
BBC BRINGING LECHEROUS OLD MEN BACK TO OUR SCREENS
HAN SOLO DID KESSEL RUN IN LESS THAN 12 PARSECS TO “TEST HIS EYESIGHT”
