A printer in Swansea has decided that it’s never going to work ever again ever after telling its owner to “Fuck off!”
The owner of the printer, Pat Crisps, 34, was shocked. “All I was trying to do was print out a sodding bank statement,” she explained, “then it told me to fuck off and it hasn’t worked since. It was fine yesterday and I haven’t done anything to it. I just can’t get my head around it.”
The revelation comes after a civil servant in Neath, 60 year old Gillian Leprosy, was called a “twat” by her toaster before it too stopped working.
The printer, which is believed to be one of those relatively cheap ones that the cartridges cost a fucking fortune for, was unavailable for comment.